mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

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secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

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detroitcitypineapplepark:

rewatching a few eps of supernatural and realizing the supernatural con that becky threw was much better than dashcon

roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

truehustla:

Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

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legfruit:

oneman-wolfpackk:

c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

i would get out, and hug it. omg

good. do that. it’s for the best you take those genes of yours out of the pool.

legfruit:

oneman-wolfpackk:

c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

i would get out, and hug it. omg

good. do that. it’s for the best you take those genes of yours out of the pool.

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